Beer Quotes to Live By

Beer Quotes to Live By

Once upon a time, we asked the question “Are You a Beer Geek?” If after going through the checklist, you realized you haven’t reached the apex of beer geekdom yet – let us help. Below you will find a list of beer quotes to live by. Review them, memorize them, and quote them frequently while drinking beer. You will be worthy of the title faster than you can say, “another beer please!”

Beer Quotes to Live By

  • Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. -Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -Henry Lawson
  • Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world. -Jack Nicholson
  • Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -Dave Barry
  • They who drink beer will think beer. -Washington Irving
  • I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer. -Johnny Damon
  • He was a wise man who invented beer. -Unknown
  • There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others. -Billy Carter
  • If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they’re full. -Dave Mustaine
  • Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! -Bill Owen
  • Whiskey’s too tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. -Tom T. Hall
  • Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. -Don Marquis
  • I have respect for beer. -Russell Crowe
  • I’ve read that the ancient Chinese art of feng shui can bring a sense of peace, well-being, and positive energy to a home – same as beer. -W. Bruce Cameron
  • It is a growing process. You can’t just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the different flavors. -Isaac Hanson
  • Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. -Dwight D. Eisenhower
  • Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented. -Gilbert K. Chesterton
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. -Kinky Friedman

If you drink and speak beer, you are a friend of ours – with beer we unite!

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